Creme de La Mer is a pricey moisturizing cream invented by a scientist named Max Huber to cure skin burns; he is apparently ate the cream and stuck it in his eyes to show how innocuous it is. The cream contains a "miracle broth" that is fermented in the presence of music. The broth is not active without the sound sound waves.
Enjoy the most delicious version of this exotic cream. It is a carrot cake with cannoli cream filling. It sits perched on a comfy cushion made of fruit cake with raspberry filling; enjoy.
